Greeting Cards

card that reads "100% that birthday bitch"

100% That Birthday Bitch Card

A pink and yellow gingham card with a graphic of a troll with pink hair and text above and below that reads, 'You Are Everything'.

Everything Troll Greeting Card

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card that reads "happy fucking birthday" with a smiley face

Happy F*cking Birthday Card

On a pink background is a white card with a pink and gold slot machine that's detailed with hearts and reads, "I hit the MOM jackpot! Happy Father's Day!". "MOM" is written in the slot machine as the winning numbers. Also included is a coordinating white envelope.

Mom Jackpot Card

A light pink card with an orange design and yellow and pink text that reads, "You're Crushing it".

Crushing It Greeting Card

A light purple / pink card with an illustration of a mini van and multi colored text that reads, 'Enjoy the Ride'.

Enjoy the Ride Card

card with gift box illustration and large bow with a gift tag that reads happy birthday

Happy Birthday Gift Bow Card

A white card with pink and red text that reads, "You're A Badass Bitch".

Badass Bitch Encouragement Card

happy birthday card in big rainbow colors

Rainbow Birthday Card

A green and pink striped card with baby trolls around the border with text in the center that reads, 'My love for you is out of con-troll'.

Out of Con-Troll Love Card

A pink card with a green mountain dew can illustration but the text reads, 'Dew Me'.

Dew Me Card

A multi colored birthday card with a birthday monkey with yellow text that reads, 'Happy Birthday' repeated.

Funky Monkey Birthday Card

A yellow and white striped card with a hippo illustration covered in multi-colored stars and text that reads, 'Wishing you tons of FUN on your Birthday'.

Star Hippos Birthday Card

On a purple background is a yellow and multi colored card with a snail illustration and white text above and below that reads, "You Snailed It".

Snailed It! | Encouragement Card

On a purple background is a bright pink and yellow card with an illustration of two cocker spaniels and text that reads, "Happy Birthday! Fabulosity Has No Age!".

Fabulosity Birthday Spaniels

$ 6.50

An orange card with a large pink floral print all over the front along with white text in the center that reads, "You Are An Amazing Mom" and a coordinating kraft brown envelope.

You're An Amazing Mom Card

A pink card with red berries and text that reads, 'You're Berry Sweet' with a red envelope.

You're Berry Sweet Card

A white card with a pink cake graphic in the center that reads, 'The World Would Suck Without You'.

The World Would Suck Without You Card

An ivory card that has a cherry pattern scattered red and pink cherries floating around the page with the words "Thank You" in the center. There is a read envelope behind the card and a soft pink background.

Thank You | Cherries

A pink card with a yellow star print and text that reads, "I Appreciate You And All You Do".

I Appreciate You Card

A pink birthday card that reads, "Big Birthday Energy".

Big Birthday Energy Card

A yellow and pink floral card with yellow text that reads, "Happy Birthday!".

Funky Floral Birthday Card

A yellow card with pink text that reads, 'Happy Happy B-Day Bestie' and a kraft brown envelope.

Happy Birthday Bestie Card

On a pink background is a card with a roaring mama bear illustrstion in front of a mountainous landscape and text above that reads, "Happy Mother's Day To The Fiercest Female I Know!"

Fiercest Female | Mother's Day Card

A pink and blue card with a design of a sailboat and text above that reads, "It's Good To Be Young (But That Ship Has Sailed).

That Ship Has Sailed Birthday Card

A pink and orange wavy background card with a vintage cake illustration with text on it that reads, 'Mi Amor'.

Mi Amor Cake Mini Card

On a pink background is a pink and purple card with an illustration of an otter with text arched above that reads, "So Happy To Be Your D'Otter".

Happy To Be Your D Otter Card

A pink card with text that reads, 'Even sluts deserve a Happy Birthday' with an illustration of a boy bringing out a birthday cake to a girl with a pink birthday outfit and hat on.

Even Sluts Deserve Birthday Card

A pink card with a couple looking at each other with speech bubbles. One speech bubble reads, 'I'm hungry' and the other responds, 'Yeah, I got something you can eat'.

I Got Something Card

A pink card with two characters. One has a speech bubble that reads, 'I'm getting a pony for my birthday!' and the other is drinking out of a wine bottle and their speech bubble reads, 'I'm getting wasted'.

I'm Getting Wasted Birthday Card

A pink and yellow card with a graphic inspired by Sabrina Carpenter surrounded by hearts and text that reads 'Please Please Please Enjoy Your Birthday!'.

Sabrina Carpenter Please Birthday Card

A card that reads, 'Happy Birthday, You're #1' along with vintage looking photo of a woman flipping off the camera.

You're #1 Birthday Card

A blue card with a photo of a vintage weather person pointing at a map and text above that reads, 'Your forecast calls for booze & cake'.

Booze and Cake Birthday Card

A card that reads, 'It's Your Special Day, Stupid Human.' along with a photo of an orange kitty.

Your Special Day Birthday Card

A vintage painting style illustration of a woman and text that reads, 'Have a serene birthday. Or have jello shots and kick a trash can, whatever'.

Serene Birthday Card

A bright pink arched shaped card with gold foiled illustrations of a banana leaf plant and gold text that reads, "Happy Birthday Beautiful".

Happy Birthday Beautiful Card

A pink and orange ombre arched shape card with gold foiled monkey illustrations and gold text that reads, "You Put The Ass In Potassium Love You Babe".

PotASSium Monkey Card

On a hot pink background is a pink and orange greeting card with gold foiled designs of monkeys cheersing and text that reads, "To My Partner In Wine Happy Birthday".

Partner in Wine Card

A hot pink arched card with gold foiled text that reads, 'Happy Birthday Beautiful'.

Mini Happy Birthday Beautiful Card

$ 2.99

Fabulous Friend Birthday Card

Bright pink card with gold foil lettering. The card reads "Best Mom Ever" with starburst detailing in gold foil.

Best Mom Ever Card | Bubblegum

A hot pink card with gold foiled text that reads, 'Love You, Mama'.

Love You, Mama Card | Dragonfruit

A neon pink card with gold foiled text that reads, 'I Fucking Love You'.

I Fucking Love You Radiating Hearts Card | Neon Pink

A light pink and orange card with gold foiled text and design of a hummingbird and flowers with text that reads, 'With Deepest Sympathy'.

Mini Deepest Sympathies Card

$ 2.99

An arched dark teal card with gold foiled text that reads, 'Just a Little Thank You'.

Mini Just a Little Thank You Card

$ 2.99

An orange gradient arched shaped card with gold foiled illustrations of a flamingo and text that reads, "You're One In A Million Happy Birthday".

One in a Million Birthday Card

An burnt orange arched card with gold foiled text that reads, "May This Year Be As Magnificent As You Happy Birthday" along with a gold foiled leopard design.

Magnificent Birthday Card